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halloween [Oct. 31st, 2005|08:06 pm]
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So did you guys do what i did today and just upped the goth?

That's like, the best part about Halloween. Getting to look more goth.

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OMG SavBtheBell [Oct. 18th, 2005|07:22 am]
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Oh man, waking up early totally has its benefits!

Right now I'm watching Saved by The Bell. Zac is wearing acid wash jeans (with elastic cuffs!) and white high tops sneakers.

AND AND!!! this is the dance contest one where Lisa breaks her foot BUT STILL WINS the dance contest by doin this hobbly thing with her crutch. The episode's not over, so I can't remember what this dance is called...but right now AC and Kelly ( a.k.a The Spandex Twins) are dancing, so no problem.

OH OH - it's called "The Sprain!" How clever those kids from Bayside are.

(oh, and you can totally see A.C.'s package in his spandex. HAWT!)


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omg [Oct. 10th, 2005|01:39 pm]
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So I had a sexy dream with Zoe last night.

I think it was because she was talking about hot tubs. Only our hot tub had a shower, which is weird.

Sorry everyone.

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now i realize i fall under this, too but... [Sep. 30th, 2005|03:53 pm]
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I'm waiting for something to download at work, so I thought I would share my uh...thoughts....for a second.

You know what has really been making me laugh lately, especially when I walk these City streets? If an mid-aged or elderly male type person where to get in your way, the funniest thing you can yell is "get out of my way, old man!"

I don't know what it is, but for some reason yelling "old man" at the end of a command is making me laugh in my head on a daily basis. I'm just waiting for the homeless guy to cut in front of me or something, so I can assert my (relative to his) youth.

dl's are done. back 2 the fun!
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man, i leave you guys for three seconds... [Sep. 24th, 2005|09:01 am]
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So of course the night I leave SLC is the night my SLC dreams start back up. But honestly, this was one hell of a ensemble cast - and ironically (or rather, quite appropriately, Jude Law WAS in it)

I don't know if I'm going to be able to describe this dream in any logical/chronological way, so I might just have to bullet point this one.

First, friggin' everybody I knew (and don't know) was in it. Some of the major players included basically everybody I interact with now at SLC (besides Zoe, sorry...) And I can't even begin to explain all the stuff that was going on in these altered places and dorm rooms on campus. I wish I could remember this part better, but I certainly remember...

...reminding Jude Law that there were pictures of him showing he had a small one, or as I refered to it in the dream, he had "been in the pool." For some reason my mind, last night, decided to put me in a very nice living room with Jude Law and two other people I now can't remember. I sat there with Mr. Law discussing recent 'goss' about him, and was about to say, "Hey, that Sienna Miller's quite the looker" when my phone wrang. OH WAIT, HOLD ON - before my phone wrang, Kirstie Allie and John Travolta walked in (with kids?) and sat down on the couch next to me. John Travolta gave me a weird handshake which involved holding my hand within his, and making an "ok" sign with his other hand on top of his head.

So yeah, the phone call was Andrew informing me that he had a special guest with him (amongst many other people) down in Chicago. I had tried to call Sarah at one point before in the dream, and Andrew was calling to tell me she was there. This pushed me over the limit because apparently I had wanted to go to Chicago with all these people, but instead I was stuck sitting next to Kirstie Allie.

At some point in all of this, I was in Walker and Lauren's appartment (which was actually Lauren's old room in Kober) and I informed them that I no longer had a crush on someone, as I tried to find a place to put down my laptop. Then Lauren showed me all these pictures of Aynsley on my phone (that she had taken.) She was with two girls on her bed in PA, and one of them was very fat.

i have to go play golf. "I can dream about you, if I can't hold you toniiight" (does anyone know that song?!)

bert
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i've got a bone... [Sep. 2nd, 2005|01:09 pm]
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I've got a bone to pick with whomever dropped my droors.
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my widget [Aug. 21st, 2005|09:15 pm]
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is this working?
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why does god always help zac morris? [Aug. 16th, 2005|07:44 am]
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So I'm watching this SBTB where Zac was losing all these bets to A.C. Well, miraculously Screeh (aptly played by Dustin Diamond) gets struck by lightening and is able to predict the future.

Why does god always help zac morris?

(Right now there's a funny scene where Belding is trying to question Screech, but he keeps answering all his questions before he asks them)

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LANDO's [Aug. 14th, 2005|08:04 pm]
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[mood |eccstatic]
[music |lando theme song]

Right now there are three Law & Orders (or as I have cleverly titled LANDO's) on. I have decided to watch the classic one, because not only do I have an absolute love for Elizabeth Rohm (um-latt over the "o") but I can't help but have a fondness for the back-and-forth witt of (the late) Jerry Orbach and "Detective Greene" (whose really name I can never remember, but he's the black guy)

It's not that I don't like SVU or CI, but you've got to go with what works. Ya dig?
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the cutest littlest cutesy wootsey [Aug. 8th, 2005|10:08 am]
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[mood |just woke up]
[music |Beethoven - Pathetique Sonata-Adagio]

Yesterday I saw a whole bunch of adorable little kittens. They were so tiny, as they were only about two weeks old. I didn't know something living like that could weigh so little. It didn't even feel like a whole pound as it yawned and clung to my shirt.

But then my allergies acted up and I got all whiny.
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